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Alcohol is the answer. I forgot the question.
Why do these bitches on horror movies ask the...
Bitch, do you expect the killer to say “Oh, hello, I am John Smith, here’s my identification card, now I’m gon’ kill you, okay?!” I’m just there like;
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A pool in your backyard.